Jumping on bed with black plateau Mary Jane's

Beds are supposed to be soft… not today. White stockings, chunky shoes, and zero mercy as I bounce across the sheets. Pillows surrender, the mattress gives up—and somewhere in between, a teddy and a little kitty realize they picked the wrong nap spot. One step, one hop, one final stomp, until only flattened fluff and wrinkled blankets remain. Bad ideas. Great execution. 😌